Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Is It Quirky Or Just Plain Queer?

So listen up! Really! I'm not kidding! Are you listening? We can't get started until after you've heard the tunes, so you might as well listen now. I promise you'll love these guys. Play it LOUD! Hell, listen as you read.
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It's some length of time I've deprived all my loyal followers of my priceless words of wisdom. (That's as close to an apology for anything I can muster, so it'll have to suffice.)
I was in front of the all powerful Oz the other day and learned that I am "quirky". Well, you probably imagine that those words set the almost gray matter-less space sometimes known as my brain cavity, into a complete grand suck to fill the vacuum. It did, and once I was sucked up enough to organize what would usually serve as thoughts for citizens, the 'olde pyrate' began to grin. "Quirky", is it? Let me tell you about quirk.
I know a man who has never answered a question in his life. Not one. This is not an engineer who draws schematics for a vacuum cleaner if you tell him you see dust under the TV. No, he'll tell you about fishing with an old mate many years ago and falling backward into the stream, if you ask if it's going to rain. His waders filled up with ice water, and he rode home 85 miles in his jockey shorts, no heater, in an airy Pinto. Query if he'll be attending an upcoming dinner and you get what kind of spices the Koreans use to make rotted veggies edible. No, he's not brilliant, just illusive by nature. Never be blamed if you never take a stand. That's not quirky, it's his "personality".
Another individual within my daily realm is angry, vicious, manner devoid, and enjoys the social graces of a warthog. "Colorful" is how she's known.
The list could go on forever, but it's senseless to pursuit. Everyone has their "quirks", but some are more forgivable than others. Some are mild, some are wild, but all can be forgiven unless they follow you home. You get the idea.
The music. I've never boosted Ceann Na Caca on the old blog before, but I should have. The boys are going to be in Binghamton on April 16th at McGirk's in Binghamton. Then, on the 18th, they'll be in Syracuse. You'll get all that info when you go their Myspace page to give them an ear. I can guarantee you you'll consider your time and beer money sell spent if you see either show. I just hope you got to Winny's old blog before you missed the show.
The boys are very "quirky"! You'll enjoy them as this humble little blog. Probably much much more.