Yesterday, my brand new iPod Touch arrived via UPS. What's up with that. you say? Let me tell you, and you'll be running out and getting your own, on the next bus.
My Verizon cell phone is sue to get replaced free or cheap, as I've slogged my way soddenly through still another two year contract with the old Cherry Chocolate phone. It's a good phone, and I can't really see replacing it yet. It holds a lot of my favorite music and even uses an expansion card to hold more if I want. Great phone!
What I really longed for, however was a mobile device that would connect to the internet. Funny, not too long ago I was looking for a cheap laptop so I could connect to the web when I'm away from my beloved PC. Time marches along and hey! I'm a guy and guys want the latest techno goodies. Right? So I need a hand held computer to do my e-mail at 75 mph down the interstate while munching a taco and staring into the fuzzy screen of my vibrating GPS device. Everybody's doing it. It's ok!
As of yesterday, I can now send e-mails, read spam, check out anything on the WWW (that includes porn, you guys....I know what you're thinkin'), and even get maps and directions in case the GPS satellite is secretly out to get me. I know it is. I've already got Charo, my chupacabra looking into the situation, and expect results on that real soon. That's another story, however, and I digress.
This slippery little device is magical, I tell ya. It has only 2 real buttons but it can be controlled more easily and more precisely than any other mp3 player I've ever held in my sweaty little fist.
Here's the deal: Don your lightweight overcoat, and a Panama hat (it's Summer and hot as hell), go hang out near the playground, and snatch one out of the first kid who passes hand. Oh yeah. He got one. He only listens to rap music and hip hop, so you'll be improving his brain to steal it. Doing him a favor, so to speak. Then sneak behind the first hedgerow you see and start surfing the www. You'll find games to play, friends to chat with, YouTube videos to make you howl, and more entertainment than you probably deserve. In fact if you're reading my blog, I know you don't deserve that kind of pleasure.
This is the kind of high old time you can have on your own personal/stolen iPod Touch: (cut/paste)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiip8NOeZEo
Have fun!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
The Ides of July 2009: This day, July 15, 2009 will always linger in my mind and the minds of everyone who knows my family as a landmark day. He was picked out by a little red headed girl who, at age 3, knew just what she wanted in a puppy. Her older brother concurred, and well before he probably should have left his mother, the tiny brown puppy moved down the street to live with us and change our lives forever. It's been nearly 14 years of excitement and anxiety, joy and pain, and enduring love and faithfulness that can only be given by a Labrador Retriever. Murphy wasn't a registered Lab but a cross between a registered Lab mother and a registered Chesapeake Bay Retriever. The results of this pairing was a huge chocolate Lab. Headstrong, opinionated, domineering, and always friendly and compliant with most reasonable requests, Murphy flunked out of obedience school when the trainer simply threw in the towel and told me he was not trainable by the classic definition of dog training. It was her determination that Murphy would always be his own dog. He'd be a Super Alpha Dog and would probably do what I wanted him to as long as he also wanted to do it.
Behind a door, he was the ultimate watchdog. His bark was enormous. It resonated deeply with "I'm huge and you better be someone who belongs here". Every stranger at the door was immediately aware that there was a large dog inside, and most just wanted to leave without even seeing him. The visitor who waited for the door to open and met with Murph's approval, was immediately set upon by a wiggling, licking, and jumping dog who only wanted to be petted, loved, and hopefully fed a snack. If that stranger didn't measure up to Murph's standards, however, they'd find an impenetrable brown wall between them and his family.
Food was the primary motivator in his life. Food brought him much pleasure but caused a few anxious moments for his family. His quest for food once led him to eat 2 loaves of rising bread dough. He then learned that 2 bottles of hydrogen peroxide would make it come back out before rising in his stomach and exploding his poor starved intestines. On another occasion, his search for a late night snack was determined to be the cause of the fire which could have been the end of us. One hot September night in 2002, Murphy innocently placed his enormous paws up on the stove top to get a better look at the goodies which might have been there. The big feet turned on the gas, electronic igniters clicked, and only a neighbor who had to take a late night whizz, saved us by hammering on the door at 2:00 AM, getting us out safely. For the next seven years a baby gate was put up every night to keep him out of the kitchen.
Nobody will ever forget the wonder of 130 pounds of love and gentleness rolling over and springing a leak at the mere touch of either Heather or Chris, my two eldest children. Those moments and the thousands of memories we share are Murphy.
Murphy is not gone. It is not possible that a presence so large and so powerful could just fade away. His body, now buried in the back yard, is only the vessel which contained so much love and personality for nearly fourteen years. The real Murphy is not gone and never will be. His personality and the effect he had on the first 16 + years of Ashley's life and the lives of the rest of the Winfields, will live forever.
If there's a hereafter for dogs, Murphy is right now licking God's feet and looking for a tiny bit of Milkbone. Sail on old pal. You'll be sorely missed and never replaced.
Behind a door, he was the ultimate watchdog. His bark was enormous. It resonated deeply with "I'm huge and you better be someone who belongs here". Every stranger at the door was immediately aware that there was a large dog inside, and most just wanted to leave without even seeing him. The visitor who waited for the door to open and met with Murph's approval, was immediately set upon by a wiggling, licking, and jumping dog who only wanted to be petted, loved, and hopefully fed a snack. If that stranger didn't measure up to Murph's standards, however, they'd find an impenetrable brown wall between them and his family.
Food was the primary motivator in his life. Food brought him much pleasure but caused a few anxious moments for his family. His quest for food once led him to eat 2 loaves of rising bread dough. He then learned that 2 bottles of hydrogen peroxide would make it come back out before rising in his stomach and exploding his poor starved intestines. On another occasion, his search for a late night snack was determined to be the cause of the fire which could have been the end of us. One hot September night in 2002, Murphy innocently placed his enormous paws up on the stove top to get a better look at the goodies which might have been there. The big feet turned on the gas, electronic igniters clicked, and only a neighbor who had to take a late night whizz, saved us by hammering on the door at 2:00 AM, getting us out safely. For the next seven years a baby gate was put up every night to keep him out of the kitchen.
Nobody will ever forget the wonder of 130 pounds of love and gentleness rolling over and springing a leak at the mere touch of either Heather or Chris, my two eldest children. Those moments and the thousands of memories we share are Murphy.
Murphy is not gone. It is not possible that a presence so large and so powerful could just fade away. His body, now buried in the back yard, is only the vessel which contained so much love and personality for nearly fourteen years. The real Murphy is not gone and never will be. His personality and the effect he had on the first 16 + years of Ashley's life and the lives of the rest of the Winfields, will live forever.
If there's a hereafter for dogs, Murphy is right now licking God's feet and looking for a tiny bit of Milkbone. Sail on old pal. You'll be sorely missed and never replaced.
Friday, May 22, 2009
What's the Con-Census?
For this broken down blogger at least, the 2009 segment of the 2010 decennial census is at an end. It was a great amount of fun while it lasted, but it came to an unexpected end on a day it was expected to end. True to the 'soap opera-ness' of my daily existence, I was brought down by a somewhat comical occurrence. As most exciting Census stories do, this one starts looking past dark and threatening "POSTED! KEEP OUT!" signs, flanked by a couple of "NO TRESPASSING" signs for good measure. Well, hell! Now anyone's curiosoity is bound to be piqued! Especially mine. My life of crime has brought me to the mindset that most people have something to hide, and if they're so blatant about doing so......well, where's there's smoke there's generally fire. Right? My ID badge, and the fact of my sworn duty to do everything possible to serve the Census to the best of my ability, tell me to just go up that hidden driveway.
Editorial note: This a good time to state that the US Census Bureau's mission is legislated, has been occurring for much of our history, and every American citizen and everyone else living on US soil and it's territories is subject to being enumerated during each decennial census. This means EVERYONE. If the Department of Commerce was held at bay by every Private Drive and No Trespassing sign which everyone could potentially hang up on the corner of their property, the government could balance it's budget with the enormous savings of never having to do another census. In short, Census Bureau Enumerators have the authority and right to enter all properties for the intended purpose of enumeration only. It should also be said that if a person who is present on that property asks the enumerator to leave, it is policy that they simply leave and report that the location could not be enumerated, and why.
Up the steep and winding driveway goes your hapless hero. My Dodge Dakota has a growling V-6 engine,. It and the knobby tires running on gravel are quite a cacophony of sound in a quiet pastoral setting. In short, my arrival was announced way ahead of my door closing as I disembarked the truck. The first thing I hear is not the barking of the two large German Shepherd dogs the neighbors have warned me about. From out of nowhere, a soft feminine voice asking me what it is I want. Far better than being bitten by snarling police dogs, I'm sure.
That's what I thought, anyway. Turns out I'd have welcomed the dogs. I can deal with dogs.
The phantom voice told me to state my business, so I did complete with holding my Census Bureau badge out for viewing. However, I'm about 15 feet from the window which I've no noticed is the origin of the voice, and probably my fine print was illegible from that distance.
The Voice tells me to, "wait right there". Compliant me. I did as told. In seconds, I can hear conversation coming through the screen of the half open window. "Now we're cookin'", I'm thinking to myself. "She must be discussing census with someone, and I'll soon be done".
Not so fast, Mr. Enumerator! Suddenly what appears to be a telephone comes from off stage and is thrust against the screen window. A highly agitated, and very authoritative male voice suddenly demands, "You are not supposed to be on this property. We have posted signs, and this is private property" or words to that effect. "Get out right now!" the second disembodied voice continues. "I'm dialing 911 and you're going to be arrested".
The irony is that if the lady had said for me to leave, I'd have been gone before she could have dialed the phone.
I reintroduced myself and stated my business, but the male presence would have none of it. I was a criminal, and the cops would deal with me. In the meanwhile, while I could have been gone, he's continuing to ask me questions. "What's your name?" he asked. By now, I am alerted to the fact that this guy is quite possibly not altogether all together. There's no way he's getting my name from me, as I live too close to that address, and have an aversion to firebombs in the wee hours. There may be several other things a whack job could do if so inclined, so I gave my badge number and a phone where he could inform my superiors that I'm doing my job. that's what I should have said, but just gave him the numbers and had to actually interrupt his tirade to get back into the Dakota and drive away.
But wait! There's more!
I naturally, posted the aborted effort as per Census Bureau policy, and stated why I was unable to get the location registered on my hand held computer. That was nearly a week before I met with my supervisor for a bi-weekly meeting. Nothing was said at the meeting, and I believed that the nutcase had blown off his steam, showed his wife what a real man he is, and had forgotten about it. I grossly underestimated the depth of this guy's need to me a pain in the ass. A day after our regular meeting I received a call from my supervisor requesting a meeting at 10:00 AM, and "bring all your Census materials with you". I'm no genius, but even I could guess the meaning of that caveat. Sure enough. The off the wall citizen had "gone all the way to the top". My boss was ordered to "take a statement" from this ex-enumerator, regarding the "incident" at the loonie's house.
So, it was all over, the day it was going to be anyway. The strange thing is this: I've been asked if I'll join the team later for further activities, and been told that this is one of the things that sometimes happens even when you play it by the book as I did.
At least the wild man didn't find out where I live, and therefore I assume he wasn't given my name. That gives me a good feeling when I think of the 2010 Census, and how I found that one individual out of at least 1200 I covered who will not be dissuaded from being a total jerk. But then, sit-com or soap opera, you pick which , but I definitely live one or the other.
See? I told you when I took this fun job it would be interesting.
Editorial note: This a good time to state that the US Census Bureau's mission is legislated, has been occurring for much of our history, and every American citizen and everyone else living on US soil and it's territories is subject to being enumerated during each decennial census. This means EVERYONE. If the Department of Commerce was held at bay by every Private Drive and No Trespassing sign which everyone could potentially hang up on the corner of their property, the government could balance it's budget with the enormous savings of never having to do another census. In short, Census Bureau Enumerators have the authority and right to enter all properties for the intended purpose of enumeration only. It should also be said that if a person who is present on that property asks the enumerator to leave, it is policy that they simply leave and report that the location could not be enumerated, and why.
Up the steep and winding driveway goes your hapless hero. My Dodge Dakota has a growling V-6 engine,. It and the knobby tires running on gravel are quite a cacophony of sound in a quiet pastoral setting. In short, my arrival was announced way ahead of my door closing as I disembarked the truck. The first thing I hear is not the barking of the two large German Shepherd dogs the neighbors have warned me about. From out of nowhere, a soft feminine voice asking me what it is I want. Far better than being bitten by snarling police dogs, I'm sure.
That's what I thought, anyway. Turns out I'd have welcomed the dogs. I can deal with dogs.
The phantom voice told me to state my business, so I did complete with holding my Census Bureau badge out for viewing. However, I'm about 15 feet from the window which I've no noticed is the origin of the voice, and probably my fine print was illegible from that distance.
The Voice tells me to, "wait right there". Compliant me. I did as told. In seconds, I can hear conversation coming through the screen of the half open window. "Now we're cookin'", I'm thinking to myself. "She must be discussing census with someone, and I'll soon be done".
Not so fast, Mr. Enumerator! Suddenly what appears to be a telephone comes from off stage and is thrust against the screen window. A highly agitated, and very authoritative male voice suddenly demands, "You are not supposed to be on this property. We have posted signs, and this is private property" or words to that effect. "Get out right now!" the second disembodied voice continues. "I'm dialing 911 and you're going to be arrested".
The irony is that if the lady had said for me to leave, I'd have been gone before she could have dialed the phone.
I reintroduced myself and stated my business, but the male presence would have none of it. I was a criminal, and the cops would deal with me. In the meanwhile, while I could have been gone, he's continuing to ask me questions. "What's your name?" he asked. By now, I am alerted to the fact that this guy is quite possibly not altogether all together. There's no way he's getting my name from me, as I live too close to that address, and have an aversion to firebombs in the wee hours. There may be several other things a whack job could do if so inclined, so I gave my badge number and a phone where he could inform my superiors that I'm doing my job. that's what I should have said, but just gave him the numbers and had to actually interrupt his tirade to get back into the Dakota and drive away.
But wait! There's more!
I naturally, posted the aborted effort as per Census Bureau policy, and stated why I was unable to get the location registered on my hand held computer. That was nearly a week before I met with my supervisor for a bi-weekly meeting. Nothing was said at the meeting, and I believed that the nutcase had blown off his steam, showed his wife what a real man he is, and had forgotten about it. I grossly underestimated the depth of this guy's need to me a pain in the ass. A day after our regular meeting I received a call from my supervisor requesting a meeting at 10:00 AM, and "bring all your Census materials with you". I'm no genius, but even I could guess the meaning of that caveat. Sure enough. The off the wall citizen had "gone all the way to the top". My boss was ordered to "take a statement" from this ex-enumerator, regarding the "incident" at the loonie's house.
So, it was all over, the day it was going to be anyway. The strange thing is this: I've been asked if I'll join the team later for further activities, and been told that this is one of the things that sometimes happens even when you play it by the book as I did.
At least the wild man didn't find out where I live, and therefore I assume he wasn't given my name. That gives me a good feeling when I think of the 2010 Census, and how I found that one individual out of at least 1200 I covered who will not be dissuaded from being a total jerk. But then, sit-com or soap opera, you pick which , but I definitely live one or the other.
See? I told you when I took this fun job it would be interesting.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Celebrate Life Without A Head
There's a huge celebration in Fruita (froo-ee'-ta), Colorado, this weekend. May 15th and 16th are Mike The Headless Chicken Festival days, in Fruita. I'm not kidding, pulling your leg, or having one off on you. It really is Mike's big annual weekend. Cut and paste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baCL6J27-Q4 and www.miketheheadlesschicken.org I know. You're thinking that the old Pyrate has finally lost his sword and fighting a losing battle with dementia, swinging a wet noodle. Here's the skinny on old Mike and how he remains so important, 62 years after he finally toppled over with a mournful gurgle and died. 18 months previous, farmer Lloyd Olsen of Fruita, decided his plump Wyandotte rooster looked ripe for dinner. He went out and promptly lopped poor Mike's head clean off. Well, maybe not so clean. It seems that Mike refused to give up that precious thread of life, and continued staggering around the barnyard, attempting to crow and preen himself. Of course, that was out of the question, but when he was still going strong 2 days later, Lloyd decided to keep Mike alive. He fed him a mixture of milk and water with the occasional kernel of corn, and Mike thrived headlessly. In no time, farmer Olsen and his 'Miracle Mike' the headless chicken became the hit of regional and some far reaching carnivals and state fairs. In short, Mike took in about $40,000.00 in the 18 months he survived, and that wasn't chicken feed in 1946. From that September morn in 1945 until he finally choked (human error-Olsen accidentally left his neck sucking syringe at the last show) to death in March of 1947. If you're wondering what all that means to you and me, here's the deal. We go about our little lives, clinging to this big blue ball and hoping for the miracle that will save us, fix our lives, make us pretty - you fill in the blank. Then there's Mike. He continues on in spite of the biggest handicap of all: NO HEAD! Not only did he survive and prosper way beyond any other chicken before or after, he lives on as an episode in human and chicken existence we can all look to for inspiration. This Friday and Saturday the 15th and 16th of May, take a minute to honor Mike and all he stands for. Have some hot wings, a chicken salad sandwich, or maybe some Jamaica jerk. Whatever. Go on now, celebrate! Think about it!
Friday, May 08, 2009
Swine Flew Over the Osprey's Nest
Swain “Swine” Aquinas awoke with a start and a feeling of impending doom. Last night he was being sought by the
When he could see nobody around the back of the trucks, Swine slipped out, leaving the door open. He made a bee line for the restaurant. The sign above the yellow door read ‘Mae’s Truck Stop & Strip Bar”. Swine didn’t give it much thought. He had problems of his own to worry about. Broke, filthy, and less than a dollar in his pocket, Swine felt more alone and lost than he had in all his 25 years. Being an impulsive man, Swine sat down at the counter and ordered up the biggest breakfast on the menu. “Once it’s in me they can’t take it back”, he thought.
While wolfing down three runny eggs, three link sausages, four hotcakes, a mountain of gummy home fries, and three mugs of burnt coffee, Swine felt a tad more human and his brain was working a little better. He’d spotted the shy red haired waitress who was working the counter, but she wouldn’t make eye contact. “Too bad”, he thought, noticing her eyes were bluer than the summer sky. When she caught Swine looking her way, she looked down, and scurried off to wait on another trucker. It was on one of her look down and walk away phases that the rejuvenated Swine had his first winning idea of the day. As the young waitress walked toward the other end of the counter, Swine bolted. Out the door and across the parking lot at a dead trot, went Swine Aquinas. He had no idea where he was going, but needn’t have worried, as his flight was suddenly halted by a size 16 work shoe stuck in his path. The shoe’s occupant, Harry “Steamboat” Coe, marveled at the flying young man’s spectacular trajectory. Swine flew four feet into the air, arms and legs flailing wildly. He did a half gainer with a twist to the left, and landed on his back in the gravel with a sodden "whoomp" as the air exited his lungs.
Before he could collect his wits, a huge hand grabbed his grubby shirt front and yanked his scrawny butt straight up. Swine found himself suspended in the air with his feet dangling a foot off the ground. “You planning to pay that bill, brother?" Steamboat asked. “That young lady’ll have to pay it if you get away, you know.”
Swine in fact hadn’t known that. Now he did, he didn’t particularly care. At the moment, however, he was jacked up dangling in the air, scared for his life, and ready to agree to anything that would get his feet back on the ground. He desperately wanted to continue his flight, but then he saw the pretty young red head holding the unpaid check in her hand. She was waving it at Swine, all shyness gone and replaced by obvious anger.
“Just where do you think you’re going, pal?” she demanded.
Pinky Helms was a pissed waitress. She’d been eyeing Swine on his stool inside, and thought he looked alright though a bit dirty and disheveled. She thought he’d clean up just fine. Then he up and bolts on her check! What a disappointment.
Pinky had seen a lot, including near-do-well check bolters in her four years at Mae’s. She’d learned early that that’s the nature of business along Interstate 95, the main corridor for travelers heading to and from
The Bromleys from
Pinky’s question to Swine about where he thought he was going caused him to pause. “Good question,” he thought. Here he is. Middle of
“Well." stammered Swine. “I have no idea what’s going to happen next. One minute I’m dozing off in a paper hauler and the next thing I know, I’m 900 miles away from home, broke and hungry. At least I didn’t break my back when this dude tripped me.”
“Sorry ‘bout that,” said Harry. “I saw you running, and Pinky coming after you waving that check. It was just reflexes, man.”
“No problem, I guess I deserved that crash.” said Swine, though he seriously doubted he really did. Still, the
“I’ll take care of your check.” said Pinky. “But, you owe me big time.”
“The truth is, I can’t promise to repay you ‘til I get work. Give me your address and I’ll send it to you,” Swine lied.
“Oh no, mister. I’m not letting you out of my sight ‘til I get back this $5.23 plus a 15% tip. Harry’s been after me to ride to the Keys with him on a run, and today’s the day we both get in that truck and head south.”
Pinky looked pretty determined, and Swine couldn’t think of anything better than going off to
After Pinky went back into Mae’s and quit on the spot, she filled a small suitcase and a brown grocery bag with her worldly possessions. She jumped into the Peterbilt’s spacious cab with Harry and Swine and they were heading for the sun.
Over the course of the next 700 they all got to know each other. Harry was amused by the verbal dance of two young people, obviously attracted to one another, striking up a relationship. Harry may have been a truck driver but was a smart guy who could see where this was heading, and wished the kids luck and good fortune. He wouldn’t be putting any of his own paycheck on it lasting, but what the hell. “God bless ‘em.” he thought
Sixteen hours, four truck stops, and three greasy meals later, the happy band crunched to a halt in the parking lot in front of ‘Bob’s Bike and Kayak Rentals’, Big Pine Key,
There were 25 scooters and 57 kayaks on board. Originally 60 kayaks had been loaded in
It was a splendid reunion of father and son, there in Bob’s Bike & Kayak Rentals. Thomas Swain “Saint” Aquinas, Sr., and Thomas Swain “Swine” Aquinas, Jr. recognized each other at the same time. They came running together with raised arms and loud exclamations of how long it had been and how surprised each was to see the other after 10 long years. Once within swinging distance, Swine hauled back and round house punched the senior Aquinas, knocking him backward six feet, landing on his backside.
Dazed, Saint just sat there in the gravel. “Why’d ya do that, son?” He inquired indignantly.
“Why’d ya leave me at 15 to live on my own in
“Damn, son,” muttered Saint. “You know that if I’d been caught for that third assault, they’d have put me away for three to five. I’ll tell you what, boy. I’ll make it up to you starting right now.”
“Just how do you figure to do that, pop?” Swine asked suspiciously.
“I’ve outlasted the statute of limitations in
Until now, Pinky had just been standing back stunned by the revelations unfolding before her. Swine turned to her and said, “What do you think Pink? Should we take the old man up on his offer? Oh, by the way pop, this is my new girl, Pinky Helms. I met her up in
“Now don’t that beat all? You talk about coincidence. My new wife, Bobby is a red head and her name used to be Helms too. Come on out here, Bobby, and meet my son and his girlfriend.”
At the door to the rental shop, there appeared a young looking 38 year old woman. She had the same pretty blue eyes and flaming hair as Pinky’s. Pinky took one look and began running toward the woman starting across the lot. As they reached each other, Pinky fairly flew the last five feet and landed on the other red head, hitting, kicking, biting and pulling her hair. Pinky had to be forcibly pulled off the other girl. Some of the spectators boo'd when it ended, but Harry grabbed one female in each hand, separating them and lifting them into the air.
An Osprey sitting high in a mangrove had been observing the whole scene with a cocked head. He sounded a little disgusted as he screeched his mating cry and took flight. Pinky took his cue and spoke first. “I really had to get that out of my system. It’s been a long time, momma. Good to see ya.”
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Bad Day in Black Rock
The world will not forget Binghamton's Black Friday. The real one! Friday, April 3, 2009, is the day forever etched in history as the most violent day ever in Binghamton, NY. It was a lone gun slinger. Not just some madman, but a specific individual with a family, neighbors, likely some friends, and ex-coworkers. Ex-coworkers, because the tale is that one of the things contributing to his act of terror had to do with his lack of employment. Seemingly the other contributor which initiated his heinous act was his inability to be effectively conversant in the English language. This in the 28th year of his residence in the United States. As far as is now known his name was Jiverly Wong, though he was known by a few aliases.
Picture this scenario: Jiv borrows his pop's old Camry, straps on his pair of side arms (duly licensed), stuffs tons of extra ammo into his carry bag, and zips up the old Kevlar vest. Next he's out the door and soon parks the Toyota against the rear exit of the American Civic Association building on Front St. He is now effectively blocking panicked escapees' only escape route. Then it's in the front door, shoot the receptionists, and move left into a classroom full of eager immigrants trying to learn English, the language which has eluded his grasp for nearly three decades. In that classroom he shot as many as he dared then killed himself. It looks like he was ready for a standoff, but courage eluded him as cleverly as had English.
At 41, Wong probably had reason to be embarrassed about his lack of linguist skills. I was in a foreign country for only one year, many years ago, but could communicate effectively with the natives, in their language within a couple of months. I was lost until then, and it was seriously debilitating. People laughed at my clumsy Korean mutterings. It's got to be hard to struggle with a language for as long as Mr. Wong did and still have your fellow immigrants snicker when you speak the tongue of the community. No excuse for a slaughter!
He lost his job in the local Shop Vac factory when the jobs emigrated to Mexico in November. Hey buddy! Everyone is losing their jobs now, thanks to current economic issues. Not a reason to murder innocents! So, it's obvious that he was a stick of dynamite with a long fuse lighted many years ago, which finally reached the gunpowder.
To get back to the original premise, he was assuredly crazy. The sane don't pack heat and go on murderous rampages against the unarmed gentle people of the world, do they? But he was a person who lived with other people. The above mentioned family, friends, etc., if you will. Nobody saw this guy's meltdown? Hell, I can't wear a pink tee shirt under my sweater without everyone mentioning it. If I get new shoes, I hear about it all day every day for a week or two. So, nobody sees this dude melting down and does anything to get him some help? Maybe. Unlikely. You can't blame anyone but the shooter, but I hope that there will be a few people out there burdened with the guilt that they sat on their thoughts and worries and never lifted a finger to help get this man away from situations where he could harm anyone. I hope that those people step up and do what they can for the dead and wounded this asshole left in his wake. I am happy that he seems to have killed himself, because this is America. Alive, he would never have had to pay for his horrid crimes.
Picture this scenario: Jiv borrows his pop's old Camry, straps on his pair of side arms (duly licensed), stuffs tons of extra ammo into his carry bag, and zips up the old Kevlar vest. Next he's out the door and soon parks the Toyota against the rear exit of the American Civic Association building on Front St. He is now effectively blocking panicked escapees' only escape route. Then it's in the front door, shoot the receptionists, and move left into a classroom full of eager immigrants trying to learn English, the language which has eluded his grasp for nearly three decades. In that classroom he shot as many as he dared then killed himself. It looks like he was ready for a standoff, but courage eluded him as cleverly as had English.
At 41, Wong probably had reason to be embarrassed about his lack of linguist skills. I was in a foreign country for only one year, many years ago, but could communicate effectively with the natives, in their language within a couple of months. I was lost until then, and it was seriously debilitating. People laughed at my clumsy Korean mutterings. It's got to be hard to struggle with a language for as long as Mr. Wong did and still have your fellow immigrants snicker when you speak the tongue of the community. No excuse for a slaughter!
He lost his job in the local Shop Vac factory when the jobs emigrated to Mexico in November. Hey buddy! Everyone is losing their jobs now, thanks to current economic issues. Not a reason to murder innocents! So, it's obvious that he was a stick of dynamite with a long fuse lighted many years ago, which finally reached the gunpowder.
To get back to the original premise, he was assuredly crazy. The sane don't pack heat and go on murderous rampages against the unarmed gentle people of the world, do they? But he was a person who lived with other people. The above mentioned family, friends, etc., if you will. Nobody saw this guy's meltdown? Hell, I can't wear a pink tee shirt under my sweater without everyone mentioning it. If I get new shoes, I hear about it all day every day for a week or two. So, nobody sees this dude melting down and does anything to get him some help? Maybe. Unlikely. You can't blame anyone but the shooter, but I hope that there will be a few people out there burdened with the guilt that they sat on their thoughts and worries and never lifted a finger to help get this man away from situations where he could harm anyone. I hope that those people step up and do what they can for the dead and wounded this asshole left in his wake. I am happy that he seems to have killed himself, because this is America. Alive, he would never have had to pay for his horrid crimes.
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
A Pirate Looks at Census?
Holy god almighty! The hottest news on the street is that the U.S. Census Bureau has drastically lowered the bar. How else can it be explained? They've hired me, a lowly pirate, to enumerate census. I don't know how many censae there are out there, but if one staggers into my field of vision, I mean to enumerate it. Some may escape enumeration, but hopefully most will not. Really! April 8th, I go for the 'Orientation' festivities. All the local freshly minted and newly unwrapped Enumerators will be herded to an as yet undetermined location, and be oriented en mass. I'm hoping for some new recipes and to sharpen my woking skills. "Make the most of it", I say somewhat optimistically. April 13th, the fun begins! A whole week of training. I hope I can keep my appetite until then. I'm all giddy. If this gets as interesting as it potentially may, there will be updates on these pages. Stay tuned and feel free to comment at will. How else can he tell if you're out there?
Keep on countin' on!
Keep on countin' on!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Another Walton Voyage? Huh???
When duty calls, one should really consider shirking. Jen Zarrelli from WSKG Public Broadcasting had a need, a desire, and a wish as well, I'm thinking. A concrete lawn object maker had donated a load of very heavy lawn decorations to the current public TV and radio auction. Problem: That ton and a half of concrete is 57 miles away in Walton and the auction is in Vestal. "Don, could you get some of your club members to help you get it?" "Uh, uh, uh, why uh, sh sh sh sure, Jennifer", says the suddenly speechless Pirate. Later, you wonder what the hell you were thinkin'...........hummmm......
As cargo in the rear of a 1500 Chevy van hurtling down 206 at somewhere just past the speed of light, you wonder it again. Ever notice how much faster even the most lumbering vehicles can go when you're sitting helplessly behind the driver on a lump of concrete?
Job done, and how many people other than the four of us who made the trip got to see a real live cowgirl dancing in the streets of Walton at dusk? Rare sight for a small motley band of pirates on a Tuesday evening, but it was free and well worth the price paid.
Thank you Mike and Nick Haruk. Thank you Cap'n Ross. You're welcome Jen. It was our pleasure! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As cargo in the rear of a 1500 Chevy van hurtling down 206 at somewhere just past the speed of light, you wonder it again. Ever notice how much faster even the most lumbering vehicles can go when you're sitting helplessly behind the driver on a lump of concrete?
Job done, and how many people other than the four of us who made the trip got to see a real live cowgirl dancing in the streets of Walton at dusk? Rare sight for a small motley band of pirates on a Tuesday evening, but it was free and well worth the price paid.
Thank you Mike and Nick Haruk. Thank you Cap'n Ross. You're welcome Jen. It was our pleasure! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
The Census Sense Us (A Civic Message)
Today I had a dejavu experience. I flashed back to the late 1980's and my days of working days for the US Census Bureau as an Enumerator while slaving away all night long on the 11-7 shift at the Psych Center. Visions of putting little pencil spots on maps of the southern NY region, and stopping frequently for 10 minute power naps so I could keep on truckin', danced before my mind's eye. That was in 1988. Then there was 1989 and I was elevated to an Assistant FOS, riding heard on Crew Leaders while they rode heard on hoards of sweaty Enumerators. By the final year of the big do, 1990, I was the FOS hisself! By then there were literally dozens of Assistants, Crew Leaders, Clerks, and Enumerators all lined up for my attention by the time I got home from work at 7:15 AM. Ah, those were the good old days! Days of pencil and paper enumerating and hauling ass all the way to VERY rural Greene, Delaware, and Sullivan counties to wake up missing employees. I recall trying in vain to hire local people to do the easy task of counting the population, out where there about every resident spent several hours a day with a cow tit in their hand. Back then, the hourly rate was more than the state was paying me for loonie mind games, and when I added my hourly pay to my mileage check, I was rolling in dough. Ah, but sadly it only lasts about 10 weeks each year, and it's over.
Today, I went to the Chenango Town Hall and took the Census Bureau employment test. Some of the terms are the same, and it all came rushing back! Amazing how some things remain static. Others, however, change drastically. The recruiter was talking about everyone getting a wireless handheld device and eventually, in 2010, a laptop similar to the ones you see in police cruisers. Yep, pirates and other learned readers, this time it'
s an all electronic and very high tech enumeration. I had some reservations about getting on board when I darkened the test site door. When he started mentioning the electronic aspects of the job, he had me locked in. All I need is an offer, and I'm abandoning my sword and eye patch for a handheld device! You chuckle, "look what a whore to high tech old Winny is". Well, old chum bucket, it runs a little deeper than that. If those unwashed Enumerators of the '80s could screw up paper and pencil people counting so badly, the mind reels at how genuinely afoul this electronic wizardry can go. Imagine it. Now, I'm seriously hoping they call me up. I really want to see how this goes.
The bottom line: The Census Bureau needs hundreds, no thousands, of employees to pull off this monumental task. If you have any desire to help or any need for some serious extra cash, call the site up on your old laptop and fill out the application. Around here, it's about $12.25 and up for Enumerators, more for supervisory slots, and the mileage is up to about $.50 per mile. After the 40 hours of paid training (+ mileage), you can pretty well name your own hours. If your schedule permits only every other week, or evenings, or weekends, they'll have a slot for you.
Be civic minded, have some fun on Uncle Sam's tab, and get to know some seriously entertaining people. You'll have stories to last you the rest of your life! The test takes a half hour, and it's pass/fail with only 70% to pass. Good luck!
Today, I went to the Chenango Town Hall and took the Census Bureau employment test. Some of the terms are the same, and it all came rushing back! Amazing how some things remain static. Others, however, change drastically. The recruiter was talking about everyone getting a wireless handheld device and eventually, in 2010, a laptop similar to the ones you see in police cruisers. Yep, pirates and other learned readers, this time it'
s an all electronic and very high tech enumeration. I had some reservations about getting on board when I darkened the test site door. When he started mentioning the electronic aspects of the job, he had me locked in. All I need is an offer, and I'm abandoning my sword and eye patch for a handheld device! You chuckle, "look what a whore to high tech old Winny is". Well, old chum bucket, it runs a little deeper than that. If those unwashed Enumerators of the '80s could screw up paper and pencil people counting so badly, the mind reels at how genuinely afoul this electronic wizardry can go. Imagine it. Now, I'm seriously hoping they call me up. I really want to see how this goes.The bottom line: The Census Bureau needs hundreds, no thousands, of employees to pull off this monumental task. If you have any desire to help or any need for some serious extra cash, call the site up on your old laptop and fill out the application. Around here, it's about $12.25 and up for Enumerators, more for supervisory slots, and the mileage is up to about $.50 per mile. After the 40 hours of paid training (+ mileage), you can pretty well name your own hours. If your schedule permits only every other week, or evenings, or weekends, they'll have a slot for you.
Be civic minded, have some fun on Uncle Sam's tab, and get to know some seriously entertaining people. You'll have stories to last you the rest of your life! The test takes a half hour, and it's pass/fail with only 70% to pass. Good luck!
Thursday, January 08, 2009
The Toilet Seat
Ceann, the Yankee Irish drinking music band we so love has a sense of humor that anyone I know can understand. The toilet in the blog picture above is their tip jar. They just want anyone who chooses to offer up a tip to know that any funds they accumulate will be placed appropriately.
More people should be so honest. It's comforting to know that some people know themselves so well. Do you?
More people should be so honest. It's comforting to know that some people know themselves so well. Do you?
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
This has been a wonderful year for the entire Winfield family. We are thankful for all the happiness and good times we've had this year, and we hope all of our friends enjoy the same in the New Year to come.
Merry Christmas everybody, and have a fantastic 2009!!!!!
This has been a wonderful year for the entire Winfield family. We are thankful for all the happiness and good times we've had this year, and we hope all of our friends enjoy the same in the New Year to come.
Merry Christmas everybody, and have a fantastic 2009!!!!!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Honk If You Give A Damn!
The privet hedge is now leafless. You may be wondering what that has to do with anything. Fair enough, so let me tell you about it. Six months of the year the bare hedge is not an obstruction to my view of traffic. I spend the other six months of the year slowly backing out of my driveway verrrrry carefully. I have a clear view from where the car is parked, and can easily tell if someone is northbound toward the hamlet. As I back into the road, I can clearly view the southbound traffic, and there is no problem there.
The trouble lies with the northbound traffic. Although the speed limit is 30 mph through our wide spot in the road, nobody slows much below 50-55,. Therefore, when you look to the south, a car that wasn't there scant seconds ago, is on top of you by the time your rear wheels hit the berm.
Enter the HORN! I have no idea why, in over 23 years of living here in 'the Springs' only about 3 folks have deemed it prudent to give me a toot to let me know they're coming. My hat is off to these people, and their caring for my safety. Sure, I may have seen them coming, because these safe drivers are not the ones doing double the limit sliding into the berg. I'm thankful for them and their ability to move their thumb an inch or two to save a life.
Yes, you'll get a 'bird' or two from the 10 year old as he teeters unsteadily down the road in front of your 3800 pound behemoth. But take a second to warn him that you're about to be crushing his body with your Goodyears. 'Bird' be damned, you may well have saved the little dude's life. He won't admit it, and he'll shout obscenities as you pass, ever knowing that maybe he's able to do that because you tooted.
A 14 year old boy got killed near here yesterday. A late November snow day from school, was his last day. He rode his sled down the family driveway into the path of a fairly slow moving vehicle. The driver says he saw him too late to stop. It was slippery, of course. The horn may not have played any part in this sad drama, but it makes one think of the possibilities.
So, as the Holiday Season comes upon us, let's all think a little about the other guy. He may flip the old "peg leg" at you, and he may yell out abuse. That's fine. Getting a one finger salute from a live person is one hell of a lot better than having their relatives standing over their bier, looking down, and saying, "that bastard should have blown his horn!"
If you care, blow your horn! Happy Thanksgiving!
The trouble lies with the northbound traffic. Although the speed limit is 30 mph through our wide spot in the road, nobody slows much below 50-55,. Therefore, when you look to the south, a car that wasn't there scant seconds ago, is on top of you by the time your rear wheels hit the berm.
Enter the HORN! I have no idea why, in over 23 years of living here in 'the Springs' only about 3 folks have deemed it prudent to give me a toot to let me know they're coming. My hat is off to these people, and their caring for my safety. Sure, I may have seen them coming, because these safe drivers are not the ones doing double the limit sliding into the berg. I'm thankful for them and their ability to move their thumb an inch or two to save a life.
Yes, you'll get a 'bird' or two from the 10 year old as he teeters unsteadily down the road in front of your 3800 pound behemoth. But take a second to warn him that you're about to be crushing his body with your Goodyears. 'Bird' be damned, you may well have saved the little dude's life. He won't admit it, and he'll shout obscenities as you pass, ever knowing that maybe he's able to do that because you tooted.
A 14 year old boy got killed near here yesterday. A late November snow day from school, was his last day. He rode his sled down the family driveway into the path of a fairly slow moving vehicle. The driver says he saw him too late to stop. It was slippery, of course. The horn may not have played any part in this sad drama, but it makes one think of the possibilities.
So, as the Holiday Season comes upon us, let's all think a little about the other guy. He may flip the old "peg leg" at you, and he may yell out abuse. That's fine. Getting a one finger salute from a live person is one hell of a lot better than having their relatives standing over their bier, looking down, and saying, "that bastard should have blown his horn!"
If you care, blow your horn! Happy Thanksgiving!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
English Losing Ground? Get Real ! ! !
They've really got me going now! I read an article this weekend about how the English language is losing popularity here in the U.S. That's just unacceptable. Can you actually wrap your mind around that?
Rochelle Sharpe, in Sunday's USA Weekend says, "The changes are due, in part, to the burgeoning growth of the Latino population, which has doubled in size since 1990". These are US Census Bureau figures, and possibly have some validity.
Any right thinking US citizen is going to think, "That's great! More people are coming to America just like our forefathers did, making this an even stronger and more prosperous nation." That has always been and should now be, true However, there is a trend afoot which is quite disturbing. About 1 of every 4 Spanish speaking households in America, speak Spanish exclusively. Many of these are illegal aliens, who for various reasons will not expose themselves to the English language or the American culture. They cannot find jobs, vote, or obtain valid driving privileges, They are less likely to attend schools, therefore never stepping outside of the boundaries of their tight knit families and communities. They're developing foreign lands inside of our 'land of the free'.
Ms Sharpe points out that there is no longer a widespread network of 'night schools' and other venues where immigrants can go to learn English. Our economy, pinched by a huge influx of illegals, can no longer support these schools.
Ms Sharpe seems to share the opinion that so many others do, that state governments are wrong to legislate English as being the 'official language' of their state. If English were the only language one would be able to use for acquiring Social Services, driver licenses, mortgages, and signing houring leases, etc., perhaps groups of immigrants could plan to help themselves. The Bosnian, or Iranian, or Hispanic etc., communities could collaborate to hire teachers to assist in the acquisition of English skills. This would help them integrate into the American culture, instead of remaining on the misunderstood fringes of mainstream America.
I believe Mr Sharpe is wrong. All states, perhaps even the federal government, should legislate English as being the official language of the U.S.A. We were built upon the premise that "united we stand, divided we fall" (among other important premises), and without that unity we are weakening our own communities, states, and the entire country.
Only 7.5% of the residents of Hialeah, FL speak English. You can be born, live, work, and die in Hialeah and never have to understand or utter a syllable of English! Imagine that.
I don't want to seem prejudiced against any ethnic group, and in fact I am not. I simply believe that there is nothing which divides people more than lack of understanding one another. Understanding has it's root in communication. If Americans and the immigrants who share the bounty of the United States, cannot communicate with each other, how long is it going to be before there is a movement or many movements, to start mini countries within this country. Visit Quebec Province and find out how that works for English speaking people there. You better know that poulet is chicken before you try to order breakfast in most of Quebec.
With any luck at all, I'll be dead before it gets that far along in Binghamton. When I see the Espanol signs go up in Laura's Lunch, I'm just going to throw up my hands and order a breakfast burito.
Buenos dias!
Rochelle Sharpe, in Sunday's USA Weekend says, "The changes are due, in part, to the burgeoning growth of the Latino population, which has doubled in size since 1990". These are US Census Bureau figures, and possibly have some validity.
Any right thinking US citizen is going to think, "That's great! More people are coming to America just like our forefathers did, making this an even stronger and more prosperous nation." That has always been and should now be, true However, there is a trend afoot which is quite disturbing. About 1 of every 4 Spanish speaking households in America, speak Spanish exclusively. Many of these are illegal aliens, who for various reasons will not expose themselves to the English language or the American culture. They cannot find jobs, vote, or obtain valid driving privileges, They are less likely to attend schools, therefore never stepping outside of the boundaries of their tight knit families and communities. They're developing foreign lands inside of our 'land of the free'.
Ms Sharpe points out that there is no longer a widespread network of 'night schools' and other venues where immigrants can go to learn English. Our economy, pinched by a huge influx of illegals, can no longer support these schools.
Ms Sharpe seems to share the opinion that so many others do, that state governments are wrong to legislate English as being the 'official language' of their state. If English were the only language one would be able to use for acquiring Social Services, driver licenses, mortgages, and signing houring leases, etc., perhaps groups of immigrants could plan to help themselves. The Bosnian, or Iranian, or Hispanic etc., communities could collaborate to hire teachers to assist in the acquisition of English skills. This would help them integrate into the American culture, instead of remaining on the misunderstood fringes of mainstream America.
I believe Mr Sharpe is wrong. All states, perhaps even the federal government, should legislate English as being the official language of the U.S.A. We were built upon the premise that "united we stand, divided we fall" (among other important premises), and without that unity we are weakening our own communities, states, and the entire country.
Only 7.5% of the residents of Hialeah, FL speak English. You can be born, live, work, and die in Hialeah and never have to understand or utter a syllable of English! Imagine that.
I don't want to seem prejudiced against any ethnic group, and in fact I am not. I simply believe that there is nothing which divides people more than lack of understanding one another. Understanding has it's root in communication. If Americans and the immigrants who share the bounty of the United States, cannot communicate with each other, how long is it going to be before there is a movement or many movements, to start mini countries within this country. Visit Quebec Province and find out how that works for English speaking people there. You better know that poulet is chicken before you try to order breakfast in most of Quebec.
With any luck at all, I'll be dead before it gets that far along in Binghamton. When I see the Espanol signs go up in Laura's Lunch, I'm just going to throw up my hands and order a breakfast burito.
Buenos dias!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Election Day! Our BIG Chance?
Good morning America!
It may not be an omen of what the day has in store for all America, but I'll bet it's a preview of what my day'll be like. The boss and I showed up at the polling place, an unkempt fire house in Sanitaria Springs, at 6:00 AM. We were hoping to beat the rush and we got there all shiny and fresh, ready to cast that important ballot for the "Winfield Dream Team" of politicians for 2009 and beyond.
Maybe it's just me.....The antiquated voting machine was refusing to cooperate. After about 100 years of faithful service, it had decided to balk at being awoken at such an ungodly hour to perform one day's more miracles. As I said, it could have just been me. My presence has that effect on machinery in general. "Hey, Winny's here, let's refuse to do anything 'til he's given up!" machines would bellow if they could.
At length, the berk from the Elections Board fumbled it into submission and the machine began to allow the endless line of hopeful citizens to cast their little ballots.
Days like this make you proud to be an American, don't they? You can bet that there are many people around this big blue ball that don't have the opportunity to perform this simple trick. We have the power to magically make world leaders out of minor and heretofore unimportant, generally insubstantial, and questionable individuals. What's up with that? That's real power!
Enough said. I hope my loyal readers are either going to, or have already gotten out to, vote!
It's not much, but it's the best we have.
It may not be an omen of what the day has in store for all America, but I'll bet it's a preview of what my day'll be like. The boss and I showed up at the polling place, an unkempt fire house in Sanitaria Springs, at 6:00 AM. We were hoping to beat the rush and we got there all shiny and fresh, ready to cast that important ballot for the "Winfield Dream Team" of politicians for 2009 and beyond.
Maybe it's just me.....The antiquated voting machine was refusing to cooperate. After about 100 years of faithful service, it had decided to balk at being awoken at such an ungodly hour to perform one day's more miracles. As I said, it could have just been me. My presence has that effect on machinery in general. "Hey, Winny's here, let's refuse to do anything 'til he's given up!" machines would bellow if they could.
At length, the berk from the Elections Board fumbled it into submission and the machine began to allow the endless line of hopeful citizens to cast their little ballots.
Days like this make you proud to be an American, don't they? You can bet that there are many people around this big blue ball that don't have the opportunity to perform this simple trick. We have the power to magically make world leaders out of minor and heretofore unimportant, generally insubstantial, and questionable individuals. What's up with that? That's real power!
Enough said. I hope my loyal readers are either going to, or have already gotten out to, vote!
It's not much, but it's the best we have.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Piratical Voyage Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Land Sailin' to Walton
"Over the river and through the woods" became more than just a lyric from an old song as A tiny band of Pirates boarded their land ship last night and set a course for beautifully pastoral Walton, NY. The Coast of the Catskills, PHC had been plotting a Tropical Rock assault on the village for many months. Tonight the siege would begin! Shortly after 7:30 PM John Frinzi (left) took the stage commanding the rapt attention of the collective masses in the grandly restored, very ornate Walton Theater. John's original work is a mixture of ballads and blues, relating tales of real life in America. From his flowing story of leaving rural America for an adventure in New York City and ultimately leaving to head back to the country, to snippets of life on the road and in the islands related in John's laid back, country 'down island' style, he was excellent. After John's wonderfully entertaining set, "Sunny" Jim White (right in yellow) captured the stage and the hearts of Walton's bon vivants (Parrot Head style) with a totally different take on the 'trop rock' genre. Upbeat, funny, and homey, Jim spun tales musically and between songs, that truly warmed the crowd and made one feel the spirit and style of life in the tropics. Again, original compositions by the artist was the order of the night, and the random Pirate was impressed at the quality of songwriting and performance "Sunny Jim" was capable of. Living for 2 decades in the Cayman Islands and Florida gives him a genuine 'down island' attitude and delivery. For the final set the two artists joined on stage to perform a series of original and a couple of covered tunes which proved to be the crowd favorite of the show. Alone they're good, together they're fantastic. Solo performances of this quality need no back up musicians, and these two performers have perfected their collaboration. After the show, the POTS members were invited to join John, "Sunny Jim", and the CotC members at the local bar. We sat on the deck enjoying the warm September night and making friends with the Coast of the Catskills members and two very talented 'Trop Rock' artists. The historic old Walton Theater was a valuable co-star of the show. The pictures of destruction following the flood of 2006 record a stark contrast to the nearly restored beauty she now enjoys. It's unbelievable what has been done in so little time by so few people. The Coast of the Catskills, PHC and it's members have been instrumental in the rebuilding. Their efforts in fund raising and donating countless hours of manual labor, has done much to further the restoration. CotC President Mike Ripa, his wife Renee', the club's Secretary Patty from Akron (don't ask), and member Chris were perfect hosts who did the monumental task of putting the show together. They rolled out the red carpet for POTS and gave us a personal guided tour of the facility. We were blown away by what we saw. Well done Walton, and well done Coast of the Catskills, PHC.
Please go to the urls below for more information:
www.johnfrinzi.com
http://www.coconutbeach.com/sunnyjim.html
www.waltontheatre.org
Friday, September 26, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Talk Like A Pirate DAy 2008
Avast ye land lubbers!
September 19th has blown ashore and drifted away yet again, and once agin the world was a talkin' like we pirates do. It dawned a great good glorious day on the planet, and all sails were up fer the big doo. Piratical shenanigans and bad behavior was the order of the day, and scurvy pirates could be viewed anywhere ye looked. This old sea dog took great grand pleasure in the looks he got from fellow sailors on the I-88 shippin' lanes when he passed them in full pirate gear. The Mad Pyrate was on his way, pirate wench in tow, to be on the new fangled contraption called telly vizshun. 'Course the Harbor Master in the News Channel 34 port o call was a scurvy tyrant who common-deered our crew and parrot, and made us sing fer our supper grub. Before it was over, and the dust settled in the mall hall, we'd stuck the weather mate with a pirate pin and had a great grand jolly laugh on him and all the Susquehanna Pirate roamin' area.
Breaking free o the lines tetherin' us to 34's dock, our ship sailed a few leagues to the east and tied up at Delgado's Cafe for a right piratical feast. Grog flow'd like sea water, and soon the Pirates were feelin' no pain. Much singin' and merriment was shared by the crew and various shanghai'd townfolk, and $200.00 in gold and silver pieces were plundered from the gathered merry makers. The entire pile of booty went to a breast cancer charity called "Traci's Hope". A right worthy cause headed up by the late Traci's clan to help other folks in need of support during their bouts with the dreaded disease.
Batten down yer hatches, and man the guns! Keep sailin' with the wind at yer back 'til next September 19th, when we'll do it all over again, only better! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 19th has blown ashore and drifted away yet again, and once agin the world was a talkin' like we pirates do. It dawned a great good glorious day on the planet, and all sails were up fer the big doo. Piratical shenanigans and bad behavior was the order of the day, and scurvy pirates could be viewed anywhere ye looked. This old sea dog took great grand pleasure in the looks he got from fellow sailors on the I-88 shippin' lanes when he passed them in full pirate gear. The Mad Pyrate was on his way, pirate wench in tow, to be on the new fangled contraption called telly vizshun. 'Course the Harbor Master in the News Channel 34 port o call was a scurvy tyrant who common-deered our crew and parrot, and made us sing fer our supper grub. Before it was over, and the dust settled in the mall hall, we'd stuck the weather mate with a pirate pin and had a great grand jolly laugh on him and all the Susquehanna Pirate roamin' area.
Breaking free o the lines tetherin' us to 34's dock, our ship sailed a few leagues to the east and tied up at Delgado's Cafe for a right piratical feast. Grog flow'd like sea water, and soon the Pirates were feelin' no pain. Much singin' and merriment was shared by the crew and various shanghai'd townfolk, and $200.00 in gold and silver pieces were plundered from the gathered merry makers. The entire pile of booty went to a breast cancer charity called "Traci's Hope". A right worthy cause headed up by the late Traci's clan to help other folks in need of support during their bouts with the dreaded disease.
Batten down yer hatches, and man the guns! Keep sailin' with the wind at yer back 'til next September 19th, when we'll do it all over again, only better! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, August 3, 2008
"The Year of Still Here"
Jimmy's still touring and going strong. Tonight, August 3rd, 2008, Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefer Band will be at the Newport Folk Festival. After tonight they're off until they show up at the Boardwalk Theater in Atlantic City on August 24th. They're 'still here' and in perfect form. You can go to Buffettnews.com to pick up the recent concert set lists and information about the shows, tickets, etc. Having seen the Camden, show in June, I can vouch for how great the 2008 tour is. Jimmy may say he's still here, but to the concert goer it seems more than that. He's not just still functioning, he's still knocking the crowd dead with old and new material. He and the Reeferettes show little sign of aging and one can easily see why this act is perennially one of the highest grossing acts of the summer tour season. If you haven't seen them at all, or just not yet this year, go to Buffettnews.com and find some tickets. August 27th they'll be in Jones Beach, NY. That's close enough for any upstate NY Parrot Head to make the trek. You've never before or will again see anything remotely like a Buffett show. Phinz up!
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Friday, September 26, 2008
News Channel 34 Covers Talk Like A Pirate Day
Ahoy Mateys!
You'll get a bang out of the below URL. It's the Pirates of the Susquehanna on TV. Really! Check it out and see us in all our resplendent glory. The shocking thing is, there's just about 40 more of us lurking here in the Susquehanna River basin!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
http://www.newschannel34.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=13690@wbgh.dayport.com&navCatId=3
Enjoy!
You'll get a bang out of the below URL. It's the Pirates of the Susquehanna on TV. Really! Check it out and see us in all our resplendent glory. The shocking thing is, there's just about 40 more of us lurking here in the Susquehanna River basin!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
http://www.newschannel34.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=13690@wbgh.dayport.com&navCatId=3
Enjoy!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Talk Like a Pirate Day, International
Avast ye land lubbers!
September 19th has blown ashore and drifted away yet again, and once agin the world was a talkin' like we pirates do. It dawned a great good glorious day on the planet, and all sails were up fer the big doo. Piratical shenanigans and bad behavior was the order of the day, and scurvy pirates could be viewed anywhere ye looked. This old sea dog took great grand pleasure in the looks he got from fellow sailors on the I-88 shippin' lanes when he passed them in full pirate gear. The Mad Pyrate was on his way, pirate wench in tow, to be on the new fangled contraption called telly vizshun. 'Course the Harbor Master in the News Channel 34 port o call was a scurvy tyrant who common-deered our crew and parrot, and made us sing fer our supper grub. Before it was over, and the dust settled in the mall hall, we'd stuck the weather mate with a pirate pin and had a great grand jolly laugh on him and all the Susquehanna Pirate roamin' area.
Breaking free o the lines tetherin' us to 34's dock, our ship sailed a few leagues to the east and tied up at Delgado's Cafe for a right piratical feast. Grog flow'd like sea water, and soon the Pirates were feelin' no pain. Much singin' and merriment was shared by the crew and various shanghai'd townfolk, and $200.00 in gold and silver pieces were plundered from the gathered merry makers. The entire pile of booty went to a breast cancer charity called "Traci's Hope". A right worthy cause headed up by the late Traci's clan to help other folks in need of support during their bouts with the dreaded disease.
Batten down yer hatches, and man the guns! Keep sailin' with the wind at yer back 'til next September 19th, when we'll do it all over again, only better! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 19th has blown ashore and drifted away yet again, and once agin the world was a talkin' like we pirates do. It dawned a great good glorious day on the planet, and all sails were up fer the big doo. Piratical shenanigans and bad behavior was the order of the day, and scurvy pirates could be viewed anywhere ye looked. This old sea dog took great grand pleasure in the looks he got from fellow sailors on the I-88 shippin' lanes when he passed them in full pirate gear. The Mad Pyrate was on his way, pirate wench in tow, to be on the new fangled contraption called telly vizshun. 'Course the Harbor Master in the News Channel 34 port o call was a scurvy tyrant who common-deered our crew and parrot, and made us sing fer our supper grub. Before it was over, and the dust settled in the mall hall, we'd stuck the weather mate with a pirate pin and had a great grand jolly laugh on him and all the Susquehanna Pirate roamin' area.
Breaking free o the lines tetherin' us to 34's dock, our ship sailed a few leagues to the east and tied up at Delgado's Cafe for a right piratical feast. Grog flow'd like sea water, and soon the Pirates were feelin' no pain. Much singin' and merriment was shared by the crew and various shanghai'd townfolk, and $200.00 in gold and silver pieces were plundered from the gathered merry makers. The entire pile of booty went to a breast cancer charity called "Traci's Hope". A right worthy cause headed up by the late Traci's clan to help other folks in need of support during their bouts with the dreaded disease.
Batten down yer hatches, and man the guns! Keep sailin' with the wind at yer back 'til next September 19th, when we'll do it all over again, only better! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, September 12, 2008
Monday, August 11, 2008
The Walk, The Run, and More Work Work, Work!!!
A month later, and much has occurred. The picture on the right is of a rabies clinic held by the Front Street Animal Shelter at a fire station in Endicott, NY on a balmy July evening. This is one of 3 clinics that Meg and I have volunteered at in the past month, and I believe the number is 6 for the summer so far. Get your dogs and cats vaccinated. While you're at it think about the benefits of neutering that pet as well.
Not just rabies clinics have taken up the old retarded man's season, so far. The concrete walkway from the driveway to the front walk is about 2/3 done, as well. This back breaking job is best done in small dribs and drabs. I'm good for about 1 or 2 sections a day, because I need to save myself for the painting, building, rebuilding, and general maintenance that has been so badly neglected around the 'Springs Mansion' over the past 2 .5 decades. Nearly 20 years of working out of town, added to 6 years of too much stress and too little relaxation have left the estate in a sad state of disrepair. I don't expect to rectify all the problems in one summer, but I plan to continue making a dent in it right up 'til the winter winds blow me off the ladder.
My march toward updating the Mercedes to something from the last decade continues onward. The Dakota is in the paper and on the WWW at an obviously unreasonable price. No calls yet, so the price must drop this week. Nobody wants a guzzler unless they can steal it, I guess. Now's their chance!
How's the Margaritaville on the back deck going? Swimmingly, I'm happy to report! I've taken only one meal within the confines of the mansion since early June, and even the cold, rainy days we're experiencing this week are not dampening my 'island spirit'. Grill on redneck!
I'm not ready to seriously seek income yet. Somehow, I'll know when it's time to start (probably be hungry), but until then it's pushing at the barge in another direction for the gormeless retiree. Today, it's install mop board in preparation for finally carpeting Ash's room. It's rolled up on the porch and waiting for it's chance to shine in Ash's jungle. Soon come, mon. Soon come.
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